Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Get a Job!

We had a sit down with Baxter and explained a few things.  You know, increased responsibilities that come with being the big brother like making bottles, changing a newborn diaper (and his own?), learning how to mix daddy the perfect martini - the usual kid stuff.  We also talked about how there will be more mouths to feed and things will be a little tighter around the house.  He had the brilliant idea of perhaps picking up a job, just a few hours here and there, to help out with things.  I'm thinking "thank bejeebus!" - because I sure as hell don't want to go back to work!   ;)

He tried his hand at a couple things this Saturday.  First, the daddies had hair appointments anyhow so he was able to give working the front desk a go:

"No Mari, YOU greet the clients.  I'm supposed to take a look at this computer / scheduling thing and figure out why you Italians are always running 20 minutes behind the rest of us."

Baxter was great at the front desk and definitely got people smiling when they came in.  Jeff and I were both "wow free babysitting!  This is perfect."  But then when you figure the cost per haircut per hour it's actually probably the most expensive babysitting you could find - so forget that.  Plus, while well intentioned I'm sure, Mari and the salon owners will only speak to him in Italian.  That's obviously a good thing, but I have been busting my ass trying to get this kid to say Da-Da.  If his first word turns out to be cappu-freakin-cino I'm going to be hella pissed.

After the salon Baxter went to Jeff's office with him to catch up on a few things that can really only get done on the weekend when the phone isn't ringing.  While I'm sure it is typically very productive for Jeff at the office on a Saturday without coworkers asking questions / interupting I am just not sure how much work actually got done judging by the text message photos that were coming to me at the rate of about 3 per minute. 

"Pshaw - this 'office work' you do every day is a breeze dad.  Are you hiring?"



"I am the master of health care policy!  I negotiate with my smile and they cave instantly."  Jeff is seriously considering bringing his prop, I mean son, down to Capitol Hill as a lobbying tool.



Later I texted these pics to my mom and she's replying "Let him fulfill his destiny and be a baby model!  That's a much easier job, my grandbaby shouldn't have to work too hard for a living!"  To which I'm all "Good lord lady, quit telling this kid how good looking he is.  That's what you did to me and look how I turned out!"

Cheers-
K

Thursday, February 7, 2013

The Reason We've Been So Quiet

Well, first of all there is this:


And we've been totally freaking out over it.  But then we had a pretty low first beta so more stress.  Our second beta tripled in 48 hours so we were on cloud 9 once again.  Then we had to wait TWO MORE FKN WEEKS for the first ultrasound:


That was this week and we now have one confirmed heartbeat!  Holy sht it worked!!!  Again, as is our style, this was not a lucky first attempt.  We'll fill in details in further posts.  I wasn't able to share the play by play with all of you because over the past couple years this blog has become decidedly less anonymous.  So there were a few people we had to tell in person so they didn't stumble on the news here - and frankly we weren't up to spreading the news amongst social circles too early.

I mean, first of all we had to tell Baxter.  He thinks we are totally insane:

"You did WHAT?  You two are CRAY-ZEE. I'm NOT giving up my room!"
He seems to be coming around to the idea now though.  He wasn't quite expecting the promotion to Big Brother quite so soon, but such is life.  We actually were not expecting to be notified by our egg donor that if we wanted to cycle again it was now or never as she was finishing grad school / getting married / starting a career and others things not conducive to spending a week in a Southern California hotel stabbing needles into her stomach.  Our Amazing Surrogate (Baxter's GS) was unable to join us on this journey because she has hung up her uterus, doctor's orders :)  We are so lucky though to be on this trip with one of her friends, our Incredible Surrogate.  She's a class act and has been so much fun.  We actually met her back in June while in California for Baxter's birth.  I TOLD you we've been at this for a while!  Baxter was 3 days old and with us as we sat in her living room getting to know her.  Within one hour he pooped twice, leaked a diaper and puked all over.  She was laughing hysterically, and also like "are you guys SURE you want to do this again so soon???" 

But look at this kid, how could we NOT want more of this yummy-ness! Right now!


As for me, I'm having the time of my life being a stay at home dad.  Although I do think it would be perfectly reasonable to be a stay at home dad with a full time nanny, RIGHT JEFF??  Haha kidding.  Like he reads this blog!  If he did I'd more likely be btching about how hard my life is staying home, not admitting I love it ;)

Throw me questions if you got 'em.  I'll try to answer in upcoming posts!
Cheers-
K

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Attacked!

By a face eating baby!





OMG it's been so long we're getting heckled!  We leave in the morning for NW Ohio.  I promise a recap of our adventures over the last two months coming soon!  I mean seriously, I'll be spending my time doing that or I can join my mother-in-law in posing and playing with her new fcked up shelf elf thing when everyone that will remember this Christmas is 30+ :)  Look out btches - I just may talk your ear off!
K